ONE TIME SPECIAL!!!!!!

this summer is turning out to be real DULL for me!  you clients of mine have been slacking like nobody's biz!  LOL   i am seeking some new MOTIVATED individuals who are gonna be dedicated to their fitness goals through the end of august !  i am throwing an undeniably amazing deal at you:  unlimited sessions (as many sessions as we can fit in our schedules) from now till the end of august for ONLY $450!!!!   that's a CRAZY good deal!  EVERYONE should take me up on this ASAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!